A Cute animated GIF of Betty Page…
Have a great weekend!
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Tera
Jan 25 2008
Jan 22 2008
In case the changes and additions to the Tale haven’t been noticed…
The left sidebar has been altered with the following changes:
The Tale categories are now in a drop down menu…
There is a calendar of postings…
There is a Recent Blog Posts and Comments section…
And….
I have added a random Succubi Image to the page that should be different each time you visit the Tale… At the moment I have only three images in the rotation, but I will be adding more soon… Clicking on the image will bring you to a full size version of it to look at…
And next? We’ll see…
Tera
Jan 21 2008
Posted on Sunday, January 20th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
by: Zach LawrenceSo sometimes you owe your girl one. Sometimes she puts up with an absurd slam-bang, balls out guy flick and grins the whole time without saying a word. So for you guys who this weekend got so see 27 Dresses and not Cloverfield, feel my pain. But what an aesthetic anesthetic hour and a half it is. Katherine Heigl plays Jane, a woman who is always the bridesmaid but never the…ya know. She collects clippings from the paper all about the true love of weddings that she one day dreams of having but cannot come to grips when her little sister (Harold and Kumar’s topless Malin Akerman) steals the love of her life, who also happens to be her boss. Like someone collecting their finger nails she has kept every dress she’s worn to every wedding, like some trophy for 3rd runner up in a pageant. Heigl does a great job showing her frustration and horror with wonderful expression. She goes from awkward to sexy seamlessly.
The movie is good, although very reminiscent of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, but that’s not a bad thing. It’s very light and fluffy. Quick and painless for you guys who’d rather be killed by whatever the Cloverfield monster is then see a romantic chick flick. However the movie is not unforgettable, it will give you that fleeting moment of bliss that makes you forget you are married to a Succubus, but then it’s over and your popcorn is gone. It has some terrific moments, especially with Marsden (Still doing well, after being Cyclops, Lois Lane’s BF in Superman Returns, and hilarious in Enchanted) being a charming columnist chasing Jane and Judy Greer always being deliriously delightful as Jane’s scene raping buddy.
The movie never gets to that point of being a classic, but Heigl hot off of, well everything, does well to keep the movie moving with decent comic ability, and a good supporting cast doing some light lifting. So, final summation? It’s decent. Like I said, it’s not going to be revered in the history books a hundred years from now, but consider it a treat of light fun if you’re not looking for monsters or epic period dramas.
I really wish that people would use the word Succubus in the correct context…
But I am probably dreaming…
Have a Monday!
Tera
Jan 20 2008
It’s not really a Succubus movie as much as it is a blood and sex movie… I personally would have called it Vampiress. But they couldn’t because another company did that! Whoops!
Here’s a short summary of the movie:
Raven Riley, voted the internet’s most popular teen- combines forces with the hottest teen goth online, Liz Vicious- in Succubus- a ground breaking new film from Evil Motion Pictures. Combining super sexy girls with a terrifying horror story, Succubus takes the adult motion picture industry to new heights.
Lilith: the mother of all female demons. From the dawn of time she walked the earth, enchanting all into sexual slavery and ultimately, hideous death. Risen once more, her terrible reign begins anew…
Raven: as an innocent teen she reluctantly assumed from her grandmother a terrible gift, passed down from countless generations: the power to fight and slay the succubus in the flesh. And when she learns that Lilith has risen from the dead, she has no choice but to join the fight.
A quiet Midwestern town shattered by gruesome murders. A powerful young woman making the only choice she can. An evil so ancient it surpasses understanding. A principled town sheriff forced to choose sides. A corrupt businessman with secrets of his own. A passion of centuries long finally quenched. A vendetta of ages finally sated. Succubus: Raven Riley: Demonslayer.
Directed and written by the team of Jack Hemingway & Bethany Burke plus featuring guest performances by Brandi Love, Ron Jeremy, and Kevin Baxter, Succubus is not to be missed.
I do understand that this is an adult movie, but honestly I’d have enjoyed this a lot more if the myths has been explored more.
Tera
Jan 19 2008
Sorry for not much of a posting today…
Didn’t feel well last night and didn’t wake up until about an hour ago…
With some luck I will try to have another manip of a Succubi done tomorrow to be posted on the Blog and on the Collective as well…
Tera
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