I see the tacky in this costume, I don’t see the sexy

Sexy Devil Flames BodysuitIt seems like this year is turning into the year of tacky costumes, or at least I am finding more of them so far this year.

This is called the Sexy Devil Flames Bodysuit and it comes with the bodysuit, the lousy pitchfork and the silly looking horns. The most amazing thing to me is that this disaster sells for $60 on the web and I just cannot see why anyone would willingly pay that much for this mess.

I really do not like the horns, especially do not like the silly pitchfork, and as a whole the costume itself does absolutely nothing for me at all. It just looks wrong in so many ways. There’s nothing in this that isn’t a prime example of being tacky.

I suppose that the one thing this costume has going for it is how much cleavage you’ll be showing off. but that, again, is tacky.

I can’t think of a single thing that could make this a better costume, not even setting it on fire, though that might be rather satisfying if the costume didn’t cost anything.

Really it would be a mercy to all those that would otherwise have to gaze upon this and wonder what the person wearing it was thinking in the first place.

Yet another zero out of five pitchforks.

Simply avoid this and look elsewhere.

 

Tera

3 comments

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    • James on January 27, 2016 at 10:58 am

    Okay: once again, devils are not succubi . . . and I am coming to believe that devils cannot actually do sexy.

    This leads me to a second observation that may also be axiomatic: with rare exceptions, if someone has to explain to you that an outfit is sexy, it probably isn’t.

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    • Green Dragon on January 27, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    If this were intended as swimwear (and made appropriately), or simply as intimate wear – then the actual outfit might not be so bad. If it is supposed to be worn in public, where everyone else would be mostly dressed, then yeah: fail.

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    • TeraS on January 28, 2016 at 1:03 pm
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    I think at some point I will be commenting more and more on the descriptions and pitchforking them too…

    Tera

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