There aren’t enough zeros in the universe for this costume…

Halloween Red Devil CostumeWhy is it exactly that as we come closer and closer to Halloween all of the worst costumes come out to play? Are things planned out that way? Is it to see what happens when people run out of time and have no other choices? Or is it just to make me cringe in pain…

Sometimes I wonder…

This is called the Halloween Red Devil Costume and it comes with the absolutely awful dress and nothing else. I’m not sure that’s a bad thing really… Oh, and it sells for only $45 US on several sites I found it on…

Really? I mean… really?

Just how much effort was put into creating this disaster anyway? I wonder how many sets of curtains were destroyed to make this misery happen. What’s worse it the expression on the model, she looks just so thrilled to be wearing the entire ensemble isn’t she? Adding the craptacular pitchfork and red wig with horns just pushes this costume into complete incompetence. I cannot see for the life of me any possible way to make this look better… because it can’t possibly be done without throwing the entire thing into a bonfire and watching it burn into cinders…

Can you tell I don’t care for this at all? Even the shoes which don’t come with the costume make me cringe. It almost seems like this costume was created specifically to get a zero from me…

So how can I disappoint?

Zero out of five pitchforks.

And I hope never to see this disaster again… ever.




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    • James on September 17, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    They add those items for the publicity, because “Really Crappy Red Dress” doesn’t sell. Since, however, it is a devil costume, and since we have established that devils have no clothes sense to speak of, this only becomes a crime if somebody wears it and calls herself (or himself?) a succubus.

    If said person calls him- or herself a succubi, I will lead the lynch mob.

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    • Pocong on September 18, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    All these awful costumes make me wonder if it’s being done on purpose. Maybe there’s a super-villain team running around right now dedicated to making succubus costumes (and only succubus costumes) terrible? A gang of miscreants who won’t stop until people think succubi dress like the Pillar Men.

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    • TeraS on October 2, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    I’ll being the popcorn my heart…


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