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Sep 17 2014

There aren’t enough zeros in the universe for this costume…

Halloween Red Devil CostumeWhy is it exactly that as we come closer and closer to Halloween all of the worst costumes come out to play? Are things planned out that way? Is it to see what happens when people run out of time and have no other choices? Or is it just to make me cringe in pain…

Sometimes I wonder…

This is called the Halloween Red Devil Costume and it comes with the absolutely awful dress and nothing else. I’m not sure that’s a bad thing really… Oh, and it sells for only $45 US on several sites I found it on…

Really? I mean… really?

Just how much effort was put into creating this disaster anyway? I wonder how many sets of curtains were destroyed to make this misery happen. What’s worse it the expression on the model, she looks just so thrilled to be wearing the entire ensemble isn’t she? Adding the craptacular pitchfork and red wig with horns just pushes this costume into complete incompetence. I cannot see for the life of me any possible way to make this look better… because it can’t possibly be done without throwing the entire thing into a bonfire and watching it burn into cinders…

Can you tell I don’t care for this at all? Even the shoes which don’t come with the costume make me cringe. It almost seems like this costume was created specifically to get a zero from me…

So how can I disappoint?

Zero out of five pitchforks.

And I hope never to see this disaster again… ever.

 

Tera

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