Jun 08 2011

The worst Succubus costume ever!

After much searching of the web, I have found what is, to me, the absolute worst Succubus costume that I have even seen…

And it’s eye shockingly bad.

I mean, it is so bad that describing it makes my head hurt.

This mistake is called the Red Winged Devil Cape and comes with a lace-up front cape with wings and collar attached. The horns, pitchfork, ad dress are not included.

It sells for about $25 US.

And I can’t stand it.

You can try to accessorize this all you want, but there is no possible way that this can even to the barest extent be sexy in any shape or form.

I wonder if the designer just had a lot of sheer material lying around and was told to do something with it all.

And this was the best they could come up with?

Once again I have to point out that the point of being a Succubus or Devil Girl for that matter, is that you look sexy and look good too.

Why is that so hard for costume designers to understand? Moreover, I would love to know why it is that they have to go with a huge amount of campiness instead of having sexy and seductiveness being the core of their costumes?

I’d love to know.

This doesn’t get a rating.

It would hurt even more than it does…




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  1. avatar

    Well, were Keith to come and comment here, I am sure he would tell us that Her Majesty makes anything look sexy.

    But I will merely paraphrase the great Homer Simpson: this is the worst succubus costume ever . . . so far. 😉

  2. avatar

    Well, at least the model wearing the dress is cute.

  3. avatar

    Well Mistress, just when I thought you’ve found the worst one, you manage to find another so bad that it doesn’t even get a fraction of a pitchfork. I can’t wait to see what you dig up for next week. You may have to start a new system for rating just how bad these things are. *huggles*

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    True, but that’s about all you can say about it isn’t it?


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