Sometimes I wonder about the names that are placed on some of the costumes for sale… They seem, on occasion, to be almost a joke or if not that, at least comical in nature… Like this one for example…
This, and I still cannot understand it, is called an Elegant Devil Costume… I’ll get to my disbelief in a moment over that naming, but first…
You receive in this costume set, the dress, a pair of horns as shown, and the armlets… The shoes and pitchfork are not included in this costume… They don’t help a lot anyway to be honest…
I find it very difficult to see the elegance in this costume, to be honest all that I can see is the tackiness in all of it…
So is there a way to save it? Well, the horns have to go, the armlets are worthless, so they go as well…. The dress itself needs a pair of scissors taken to it… a lot.
I think that shortening it to just above the knee would be useful, but the problem is that what’s left just doesn’t work at all to be honest. Thinking it over a little further, I had the thought of cutting the top away from the skirt and making it a crop-top. Then turning the bottom half into its own skirt…
You know, that might actually save this…
You can find this costume on the web for $60 USD…
I’m giving this costume one out of five pitchforks…
Some assembly requited…
Tera
The Queen of the Succubi and a very hugglely one at that...
2 comments
James
April 5, 2010 at 2:37 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
So, Majesty, you would pay $60 for this, do your own work to completely rebuild it, and still pay for your own shows, proper horns, tail, and pitchfork?
A loyal subject should take your one pitchfork out of five and shove it up the darkest orifice of the person who conceived this scam.
That is just an opinion, of course. Your Majesty is far too kind to incompetents.
TeraS
April 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm (UTC -4) Link to this comment
Well my heart… I have to be somewhat encouraging….
*winks*
Tera