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Mar 03 2009

Remember when filling out forms…

You get more with honey…

Today I was getting our passports done and had these thoughts as I was talking to the person at the counter there while waiting in the office…

 

Tera

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Okay Miss…. S is it?

<honey sweet smile> Yes?

I’m going to check your paperwork. If it’s correct you’ll have your passport in a month.

<nodnods> Of course…

Current Profession?  

Queen of the Succubi… <points at horns>

<pause and looks up from the paperwork> You’re kidding right?

No… <tail waves> I’m quite serious about that…

<flipping of application pages and a mumble> So many deities this month I swear I’m going to scream. 

<waiting patiently>

<looks again> You know that trying to butter me up won’t work.

<noddles> Of course… I would never do that… <my tail plunks a box of donuts on the counter>

<silent for a moment, looks at the donuts, looks at me> Got coffee with those?

<slides an extra-large to sit beside the donuts, just smiling and waiting patiently>

<looks at the photo> Doesn’t really do you justice you know.

<shrugs> They never seem to…

<looks again> Are you really? I mean, you seem too nice to be a Succubus.

<noddles> Yup. I’ve dealt with hell’s bureaucracy many times and I have learned that you get more with honey than with vinegar…

<opens coffee and takes a donut from the box> Give me an hour after I finish my break…

<winks> You bet honey…

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