Amusing Answers about Succubi…

For the record, Yahoo Answers contains some of the most bizarre and amusing questions you can find on the web…

For example:

What does a usual succubus look like? Any distinguishing characteristics?

Gee… Let me think about that a moment while some other people try to answer that…
The “best answer” contained this pearl of wisdom:

The appearance of succubi varies just about as much as that of demons in general; there is no single definitive depiction. However, they are almost universally depicted as alluring women with unearthly beauty, often with demonic batlike wings; occasionally, they will be given other demonic features (horns, a tail with a spaded tip, snakelike eyes, hooves, etc). Occasionally they appear simply as an attractive woman in dreams that the victim cannot seem to get off their mind. They lure males and in some cases, the male has seemed to fall “in love” with her. Even out of the dream she will not leave his mind. She will remain there slowly draining energy from him.

Actually it’s a decent answer though I would point out that hooves and snake eyes are so very unflattering to the overall sexy appearence of a Succubus and bat wings make laying in bed rather uncomfortable…

The next answer was:

Most succubee demons take the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men, especially those who are Christians. From what I have read these demons turned themselves into females with have long silky hair, large dark eyes and voluptuous bodies. They fornicated many many times with men in order to sap their energy.

It’s Succubi or Succubae for the plural form by the way… I do wonder about this person’s opinion that Succubi seduce men only… And in their words “especially those who are Christians.” How do you come to that bit of information? Generally speaking most Succubi visit those they like, religion really doesn’t play into it…

Next opinion:

Face of Kathie Lee Gifford
Body of Star Jones before the gastric bypass
Voice of Fran Drescher
Oh, and wings!!!!! Big purple wings…

Just ick. Obviously someone that just wanted a laugh…

And the last one:

I would say a succubus would look like Pamela Anderson. She is really gorgeous and looks like she would tear your penis off.

That sounds… Pleasant..

There were some other more crude responses, but I’m not going to repeat those…

What does a Succubus look like?

That depends on you doesn’t it?

To some she’s a lover, to others a Mistress, another sees a slave, it all depends on your mind and what you believe that she should be…

And isn’t that part of what a Succubus is?

Don’t they look into your dreams, wants and desires to become what you seek?

So what does a Succubus look like?

You’ll know that in your dreams…


1 comment

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    • James on October 17, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    I’m betting that succubi look like what succubi wish to look like, and that is about always attractive, because why would they want to look unattractive?? But while the first few seconds of any attraction may have something to do with physical externals (and even then, so much is eyes and how one uses them), after that it is the inner allure that takes over, something any true succubi or succubus should have in abundance.

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