The Succubi Index

I was looking at the stock market this morning and had a really odd thought… What would make up a Succubi Index of stocks?

After taking some time to work out the companies connected to products that Succubi would use, I came up with the following stocks that would make up the index…

ConagraFoods – Makers of RediWhip – Symbol CAG – $22.93

Gucci Group – Makers of sexy woman’s shoes, handbags and so on – Symbol GUCG – $115.00

Revlon- Cosmetics – Symbol REV – $0.94

Home Depot – Pitchfork Supplier to the Succubi – Symbol HD – $28.96

Kraft Foods – Makers of Jello – Symbol  KFT – $30.89

Any other suggestions?

I am serious about this idea and would be interested in any thoughts or ideas on this…



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    • FZY1 on April 25, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    Playboy ..symbol PLA
    Johnson& Johnson…Symbol JNJ
    pepsi ..PEP

    You have some leeway of course.

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    • TeraS on April 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Well… yes…

    I can see Coke of course…


    And Playboy I think so too…

    I’ll add them to the list…



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    • James on April 25, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    May I suggest

    Hershey Co, maker of Hershey syrup (goes with the Redi-Whip) and Cocoa (for the Hot Choc)–symbol HSY

    Microsoft, because a Succubi has to communicate with the world–symbol MSFT

    Unilever, which owns folks who make skin cream, etc., which I suppose a succubi would need–symbol UN

    And I’ll throw in DWS LifeCompass Retirement B: I have no idea what they do, but their symbol is SUCBX. If that isn’t a Succubi company, I don’t know what is 😉

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    • BFslave on April 25, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    I’m not sure what the symbols are, but you gotta include Victoria’s Secret and Fredrick’s of Hollywood. What says seduction better than skimpy lingerie and naughty costumes? 😉


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