I was looking at the stock market this morning and had a really odd thought… What would make up a Succubi Index of stocks?
After taking some time to work out the companies connected to products that Succubi would use, I came up with the following stocks that would make up the index…
ConagraFoods – Makers of RediWhip – Symbol CAG – $22.93
Gucci Group – Makers of sexy woman’s shoes, handbags and so on – Symbol GUCG – $115.00
Revlon- Cosmetics – Symbol REV – $0.94
Home Depot – Pitchfork Supplier to the Succubi – Symbol HD – $28.96
Kraft Foods – Makers of Jello – Symbol KFT – $30.89
Any other suggestions?
I am serious about this idea and would be interested in any thoughts or ideas on this…
Tera
The Queen of the Succubi and a very hugglely one at that...
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Playboy ..symbol PLA
Johnson& Johnson…Symbol JNJ
pepsi ..PEP
coca-cola..COKE
You have some leeway of course.
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Well… yes…
I can see Coke of course…
*smiles*
And Playboy I think so too…
I’ll add them to the list…
*snugs*
Tera
May I suggest
Hershey Co, maker of Hershey syrup (goes with the Redi-Whip) and Cocoa (for the Hot Choc)–symbol HSY
Microsoft, because a Succubi has to communicate with the world–symbol MSFT
Unilever, which owns folks who make skin cream, etc., which I suppose a succubi would need–symbol UN
And I’ll throw in DWS LifeCompass Retirement B: I have no idea what they do, but their symbol is SUCBX. If that isn’t a Succubi company, I don’t know what is 😉
I’m not sure what the symbols are, but you gotta include Victoria’s Secret and Fredrick’s of Hollywood. What says seduction better than skimpy lingerie and naughty costumes? 😉
*kisshuggles*