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Jan 06 2016

The garter might work, the whip doesn’t…

Devil Whip With GarterFinding the right accessories for a Succubi costume is not the easiest of things. Many of them are tacky, ugly, and quite frankly make me shake my head for the silliness of them. Now, one of the more popular items seems to be a “devilish” whip to be carried along… I can sort of see that, in a way, but really things like this just make me shake my head and sigh…

This waste of material is a Devil Whip With Garter and it sells for anywhere between $24 US and, when on sale, $7 US.

It’s… well tacky and silly are the most obvious things to say, but really there’s so much more. I don’t mean that in a good way either. I mean that in a “why would you bother with something like this” way.

It’s not even practical, and yes I know that saying something like that doesn’t make a lot of sense because it’s not meant to be practical. But really why bother with something that’s so small as to be more of a wand than a “whip” as it is described…

Come to think of it, it might be a better idea to cut the whip part off and use it as a “magic wand” or something like that because really that handle looks to me more like a wand than anything else…

We begin the year with giving this zero pitchforks out of five.

Seems like we ended last year in the same way… I hope that isn’t telling…

 

Tera

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  1. avatar
    James

    And am I mistaken, or is the end of that handle suspiciously close to the logo for the SuccuWiki? Why do I have the feeling that Tail is in charge of Realm trademark enforcement?

  2. avatar
    TeraS

    If she is… I shudder to think what the “negotiations” are like…

    Tera

  3. avatar
    James

    *smiling evilly*

  4. avatar
    TeraS

    *snugs*

    I’m quite sure you are…

    Tera

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