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Aug 05 2015

If there is a Diva that wears this costume I don’t believe it

Diva Devil CostumeI thought that last week’s costume was fairly awful, but this week’s costume I think surpasses that. There is that saying about wearing a potato sack if all else fails and somehow this costume reminds me of that in a lot of ways.

This is called the Deva Devil Costume and it comes with the awful dress and the uneven horns. The shoes are not included, not that they would help any, and it sells for $75 US.

This simply looks trashy, it isn’t flattering at all, and as a whole the cartoonish look just makes me roll my eyes and cringe in disbelief. There’s not a bit of seduction in this costume, and sexy is so far away from this you would need a telescope to find it. No, I’m mistaken. Not even the Hubble could find the sexy in this. Sexy just doesn’t exist in the universe this monster of a costume came from.

What really amazes me is the ad copy on this costume which claims it is “extremely sexy” and that it is “red hot” as well. Perhaps the latter is referring to the churning of my stomach as I look at this mess.

As seems to be the normal state of affairs when it comes to looking at costumes of late, there is nothing I like about this. There’s nothing to be done to make it better. And there is no possible way this would be something I would even consider in my worst nightmares… and I have had a lot of those I can tell you.

Still another zero out of five pitchforks.

Moving on. Quickly.

 

Tera

2 comments

  1. avatar
    James

    Your Majesty needs to consider negative numbers in the scale, I think.

  2. avatar
    TeraS

    I don’t think there’s a number that’s negative enough my heart…

    Tera

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