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Jan 21 2015

There’s nothing like an unattractive costume is there?

Devil Halloween CostumeSometimes you look at a costume for sale and your immediate thought is… “Well, that’s lousy.” Sometimes that’s just from looking at the package, even fleetingly. However, when you are looking through websites and you happen to find a model wearing something so unattractive that the model herself looks to be having a fit in wearing it… That’s just a clue one cannot overlook… It’s much worse when the shoes the model is wearing look to be about ten times better than the costume itself…

This is called the Devil Halloween Costume and it comes with the dress, the lousy pitchfork, the even more lousy gloves and the terrible horns. the leggings and the shoes are not included and this disaster sells for $50 US.

If there is any one that can tell me that this looks nice on this model, or that the model’s expression makes them want to buy this, I have  the pointy end of a real pitchfork to show them… repeatedly.

It’s… so hard to define just how bad this mess is honestly. Calling it bad isn’t enough, lighting fire to it wouldn’t be enough. It’s… Just something that should be forgotten as soon as possible and move on to something better than this… thing.

I will say one thing and it has nothing to do with the costume itself… I really like the shoes she is wearing… I will have to look for them sometime or something similar…

A well deserved zero out of five pitchforks.

I haven’t a large enough garbage bin for this… But I will try none the less to place this in the home it deserves…

 

Tera

 

3 comments

  1. avatar
    James

    The model’s expression makes me want to buy her some Immodium . . .

    *passing Her Majesty the brain bleach*

  2. avatar
    Pocong

    It really is the model’s expression that sells how bad this thing is. I feel like she’s looking at me through the monitor of my computer, staring at me in silent disgust over my decision to click on a link to this outfit. It’s a disgust that I share, both for the outfit and for myself.

    If one thing can be said for this disaster it’s that it has brought me, this model, Tera, and everyone who has viewed or worn it a little bit closer. It has made us all sisters and brothers in our revulsion.

  3. avatar
    TeraS

    And it is quite revolting… Or will cause a revolt… Either or…

    Tera

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