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Feb 19 2014

A new low in Succubus costumes has been reached…

Vinyl Devil CostumeI realize that the title of this post is really saying a lot, but after finding this costume… I really think we have reached the worst of the worst…

And the model’s pose and expression does nothing at all to change my mind about this, but that’s another story…

This is simply called the Vinyl Devil Costume, and it comes with the vinyl top and bottom, the horns, neckpiece, sleeves, and the garters. It does not include the pitchfork, stockings, or shoes…

It sells for $53 US on several sites I have found this on and there is only really one thing I can say about this.

No. Just… no.

There isn’t a single thing that in any way makes this worth spending money on and I don’t think I am exaggerating when I say that.

There is sexy, there is sort of sexy, then comes trashy and then… somewhere long after you run out of any possible word that has any connection with sexy whatsoever… there is a word that could describe this nightmare of a costume.

Possibly.

I can’t think of anything positive to say about this at all. The horns are lousy, there is no tail, the pitchfork is the one I loath, the stockings are ugly, the tassels are over the top… There is so much to dislike about this creation that I just cannot begin to fathom the waste of material that this costume represents.

Zero pitchforks out of five.

That’s being generous… More than I really should be now that I think about it…

And I won’t again.

 

Tera

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  1. avatar
    James

    So often, the model ruins the costume presentation by looking completely vacant, uninterested, or even pained or ill because she has had to wear whatever it is. In this case, oddly enough, she makes it worse by seeming to enjoy wearing it–I hope, for her sake, that is because she is such a capable actress.

    As for this being the worst, alas, as the old song says, “There’s always one step further down you can go.”

  2. avatar
    Pocong

    I think the weird coat hangers just above her boobs are what really shot this from “bad” to “Pillar Man” for me. It’s like someone just threw a whole bunch of leftover red objects at the model and then stitched together what stuck. I’m pretty sure that transmitting images like this into space is the reason aliens leave us alone.

  3. avatar
    Legion

    I request Tera design a costume that she would wear. I want to know. Not kidding.

  4. avatar
    TeraS

    I like tempting fate my heart…

    Tera

  5. avatar
    TeraS

    Oh I have one Legion… I’ll be sure you see it…

    Tera

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