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May 22 2013

A Demon Girl Costume that isn’t so hot…

So, what is the definition of “hot” anyway? To me, it means that a costume makes you look good, feel good about yourself, and has just the right amount of sexy in it.

This doesn’t.

Hot Demoness Costume

This is called, apparently, the Hot Demoness Costume, and it comes with a pair of horns, a cape, armlets, and the bikini top and bottom.

It sells for $45 US all over the internet and, honestly, I think that’s vastly overpriced for this disaster.

This is just ugly in so many ways that I lose count of them all. But, in short, I hate the horns, they are just ugly and the fuzziness on them adds to the disaster they are.

The cape is also a mistake, there is no point or reason for it to be there as well. The armlets are, again, nothing to be thrilled about as well. The costume itself? Really? That’s what a “hot demoness” wears? Seriously?

Off the top of my horns, I can’t think of any reason why I would consider this as a costume… ever. The trashiness of this is off the charts, I would be embarrassed to be seen wearing it, not because it is skimpy, but rather that it’s so ugly that my self-esteem in wearing it would be destroyed honestly.

Yet another zero out of five pitchforks.

Somehow, someday, there will be one costume manufacturer that gets the concept that sexy doesn’t equal trashy. When they manage that, they’ll have a sell out on their hands…

But that’s probably just wishful thinking really…

 

Tera

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  1. avatar
    Pocong

    Sometimes I think these costumes are bad on purpose. Maybe the guys and girls who make these costumes hate the companies they work for and want you to pass them by. Like the mighty tree frog the clashing, eye-gougingly bright colors are meant to warn you that it’s dangerous to consume.

  2. avatar
    James

    One can be pretty sure that, if they have to explain on the label that the costume is hot, then it isn’t . . .

    On the other hand, maybe this is what certain tasteless demonesses wear when they are hot . . . overheated, not in heat. But then, they are tasteless, and, by definition, not succubi.

  3. avatar
    TeraS

    I’ve never thought of it that way and it actually makes a good deal of sense…

    Tera

  4. avatar
    TeraS

    Quite so my heart…

    Tera

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