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May 25 2011

Just an ugly Succubus costume…

I have never given a costume anything less than a zero. Now that’s mostly because I have tried… really tried, to say nice things about the costumes I have found. I hope that, somewhere, there is the slightest bit of Succubus goodness or evilness in them…

But then I came across this.

I give you the first negatively rated costume on the Tale, and it really is well worth the negative rating I’m going to give it.

This costume is described as being a Devil Sexy Costume. It comes with the red dress, the gold belt and the horns according to the description. The red wig, pitchfork, stockings and shoes are not included, but really that doesn’t matter for the ugliness of this costume.

And it sells for $60 US.

Perhaps that is the thing that drives me crazy about this more than how ugly it looks. How can this possibly be worth that much for what little comes with it?

There is nothing sexy in it, the dress is lousy, the horns are as well, the belt… the belt I can’t think of a description of it that didn’t include the word ugly in it.

Where is the sexy? Can someone explain that to me?

Maybe this is something to be worn when there are lots of young children around, I’ll grant you that they wouldn’t see anything but the high level of ugly and silly that is in this, but really?

There is not one thing, not one single thing in this costume that I like, would like, or vould fix into something better than it is.

That’s quite an accomplishment really…

This gets a minus one out of five pitchforks and will be tossed into the local bonfire as soon as possible.

Now all I need is some brain bleach to forget this…

Tera

3 comments

  1. avatar
    James

    At least the perpetrators . . . I mean, manufacturers . . . didn’t claim this was a succubus/succubi costume.

    Bampfing choc chip cookies, Diet Coke, and several Bruce Colero pics to Her Majesty. More pleasant than brain bleach.

  2. avatar
    Derek

    A better name would be “retina burn devil costume”. With that much red, stare at it for a while, then close your eyes and you can see what it looks like green. *rubbing my eyes in pain huggles*

  3. avatar
    TeraS

    mmm…

    Yummier too…

    Tera

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