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Mar 16 2011

This isn’t close to a Darling Succubus Costume…

I still don’t quite understand why and how costumes are named. Some of them are not even close to describing what they actually are when you see them. Some are “sexy”, some are “hot” and some, like this one, claim to be “darling”…

Before I say anything else, I wasn’t to make it clear that this does not even come close to being a costume that any self-respecting Succubus would wear…

That said, this is called the Darling Devil Costume and comes with the red dress with sequin top, a red horns headpiece and choker with collar. The pitchfork and stockings are not included in the packaging, but they don’t help with this at all…

It’s just… wrong. That’s probably the kindest thing I can say about to without being really cruel about it…

It’s not sexy, it’s not cute, it’s not anything close to being Succubus like, so why would this be offered for sale in the first place?

Moreover, if you are trying to sell something like this that is borderline yuck to begin with, shouldn’t you have your model be… oh… perhaps a bit happier about wearing it? Or is she just expressing how she feels about it in the first place?

This disaster of a Succubus costume sells for $44 US but can be found on sale for as little as $25 however…

Honestly, just forget it and move on to something else…

One-quarter of a pitchfork out of five and that’s being kind…

Tera

2 comments

  1. avatar
    James

    That is being overly kind, Majesty.

    I know I have made cracks about all devils not being succubi, and the devils clearly being fashion challenged, but this is even crual to them. Bleccchhhh!!!

  2. avatar
    TeraS

    Oh it is that and more…

    Tera

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