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Jul 06 2008

Not sure whether to laugh or cry…

You can buy just about anything on Ebay can’t you?

Even really stupid things that when you think about it make so sense whatsoever…

Such as this.

It’s probably going to disappear from Ebay soon so I’ll just quote the text from the auction here for your amusement and disbelief…

TWIN Female Nymph Succubus Spirits 

Succubus is a beautiful seductive female spirit that seeks to have sexual intercourse with sleeping men and bring extreme arousal and then ejaculation.

Up for auction today are a set of Succubus TWINS!!

They  posses great magical powers that allow them to make people bend to their will.  They can create magickal items. They also heal and protect their masters. Bound to this vessel ring is TWO beautiful nymph Succumbus TWINS.  They are highly sexually charged.  Together they will fulfill their master’s every sexual want, need and fantasy.  As you lay down to sleep, they will appear to you and induce very vivid erotic images causing strong arousal and ultimately a powerful sexual release.

Gifts bestowed by Succubus:• Increased sex drive• Increased penis size• Increased stamina

Women will begin to have a strong attraction to you.  You will have an increased production of pheromones that will draw them to you. 

PLEASE NOTE:  You may experience strong nocturnal ejaculations that can waken you from a sleeping state.  Exhaustion and tiredness may occur as a result of long or repeated sexual activity.  This is only recommended for someone with a high sex drive or someone who wants to acquire a high sex drive. 

If you want to see the images attached to this auction have a visit to the Ebay linky above…

Oh I could make soooooooo many comments about this… Like that it’s $65 USD??? But that would be crude and probably not nice of me…

Oddly the interesting thing is that it is a set of TWINS!!! What? One Succubus isn’t enough or something? Maybe you’re a lil greedy? Anyway… What gets me is that in fact this auction isn’t illegal under the Ebay rules as you do receive a piece of merchandise for your money. And if it doesn’t work…

Well that’s your problem isn’t it?

Always read the fine print in these auctions!

If you search Ebay for this person making this auction available you can find all sorts of similar items for sale to make similar beings appear that are bound to the items they are selling…

Honestly my dear…

Female Succubus Nymph Spirits??

Let’s see…. A Succubus is female…. But they aren’t a spirit… And they aren’t Nymphs either…

You really need to get your definitions straight you know…

 

 

Tera

1 comment

  1. avatar
    James

    The really cool thing is that somebody will be stupid enough to buy this! 👿

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